-annoying: who the hell decided that sean sounds like shawn
flaffy: but you reblogged my post that means you like me right
drunktrophywife: If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine
starkidnutty: Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old. #she looks like she just found a unicorn
I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am...– Augusten Burroughs (via fabulousbitch69)
wwworldwide: mom trust me. this post is gonna make us famous
beatnikgarbageartist: nightlifemingus: beatnikgarbageartist: nightlifemingus: beatnikgarbageartist: nightlifemingus: beatnikgarbageartist: nightlifemingus: thanks bro, you’re too thanks dude, you know dang man this post just got really yr right we should have set the rules to one joke you realize this means oh it’s this time you’ve gone too , too far ...
a-sexy-cat: actually taking time to do your hair and making it all nice then walking outside and
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
xxthesmittenkittenxx: random-crazy-directioners: dont-be-normal-be-crazy: blushmydarling: perffume: graceful-perfection: This needs to get 1 million notes seriously more. seriously MUST reblog this What has this come to? The degradation of society (morality too).
teacher: describe yourself in one word
theblueboxiscoming: im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to spiderman dances to the beat no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
clearbay: I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT ｡･ﾟ･ﾟʕﾟ>ᴥ<ʔ･ﾟ･｡
flandusdestiel: Just because someone supports gay rights doesn’t mean they’re gay. I mean, I support animal rights, do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?
"Art is easy, all you do is draw!"
penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too